One Liner Selection

 

 

magnificent single liners

 

You can blow out a candle, but you can't blow out a fire, once the flame begins to catch, the wind will blow it higher.

 

Those with the best advice usually offer no advice.

 

A judge is a law student who marks their own examination papers.

 

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

 

There is no such thing as government money, only taxpayer money.